I
don't like to boast, but that is my dad winning the 2001 Snooker
World Championship.
You
might have thought that Ronnie O'Sullivan won, but that's
just what the media want you to believe. It may come as a blow to
some of you, but I must inform you that Ronnie O'Sullivan doesn't
even exist.
He's
a computer-generated character that the World Snooker Federation
created to help the sport appeal to younger viewers. He head was
superimposed on my dad's body throughout the tournament. That is
why there is a 20 second delay before broadcast, so the computer
technology can do its magic. In the biz, people call Ronnie "Lara
Croft" because he's just a virtual player.
Anyway,
my dad won. (He beat Ken Docherty 19-14) but he doesn't drink
- and he even stopped smoking cigars after the tournament - so I
drank the magunum of champagne. I was very pissed that evening.
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