Nowadays we are all very busy. We don't have time to sit down and eat a meal with our families. There is no time to walk the dog. And who on earth has the time to sit through a long film? Not me. And I don't even have anything to do.
So, in the spirit of rushing through things without enjoying them, I have decided to reduce some of my favourite (and some that I haven't een watched) films into consensed three-frame strips. Perfect for homo modernus, with his furrowed brow and tiny attention span.
Eventually, I hope to recreate every film ever made as a 3 frame strip. Then people will see that mine is the perfect narrative vehicle and Hollywood will grind to a halt. The actors will be unchained and will declare me their new God!
Click on the links below to see the strips. Or just check your hotmail again. Maybe someone has sent you an important message.
