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WOMEN, DO YOU BLAME YOUR MOTHER FOR YOUR LACK OF PENIS AND THEREFORE YOUR BLIGHTED SELF-ESTEEM?
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Women, ask yourself:
Women concerned with penis envy have pursued various measures to help them achieve their goals. Some use weights, others chose enlargement pumps. Dangerous stretching devices and even dungarees are purchased by women every day.
AT FREUDCO WE KNOW JUST HOW FRUSTRATING UNTREATED PENIS ENVY CAN BE. AFTER OUR REVOLUTIONARY PAIN-FREE TREATMENT YOU WILL RADIATE CONFIDENCE AND SUCCESS WHENEVER YOU ENTER A LOCKER ROOM, AND OTHER WOMEN WILL LOOK AT YOU WITH REAL RESPECT! BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN YOU REVEAL YOURSELF IN ALL YOUR GLORY TO THE MAN/FATHER-FIGURE IN YOUR LIFE!
Remember, if penis envy is not treated, it could lead to any of the following maladies:
Many penis envy treatments promise the earth, but you're left with a long latency period in which nothing actually happens. At Freudco we believe in giving YOU, the customer, instant results. Now!
All our services are discreet and respectful.
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"I wanted to write you guys and share my experiences from using the FREUDCO PENIS ENVY TREATMENT, which I was recommended by a friend. All I can say is 'WOW!' I certainly had my doubts about the treatment, but I'm glad to say that FREUDCO proved me wrong. I started the course in May, and by August I stopped blaming my mother for the lack of a penis and my subsequent abandonment of clitoral sexuality. Now I need no longer turn to my father as love object. Furthermore, my love life has never been better!" - Susan Cliff, Ohio.