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WOMEN,
DO YOU BLAME YOUR MOTHER FOR YOUR LACK OF PENIS AND THEREFORE YOUR BLIGHTED
SELF-ESTEEM?
AT FREUDCO
WE BELIEVE WE HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PENIS-ENVY RELATED PROBLEMS!!!
Women,
ask yourself:
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Why do girls abandon
their mothers as their primary object and turn to their fathers?
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Why do nice girls "fall
victim to penis envy?"
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How does a girl respond
to seeing a boy's genitals and assessing her lack of the same?
Women concerned with penis envy have
pursued various measures to help them achieve their goals. Some use
weights, others chose enlargement pumps. Dangerous stretching devices
and even dungarees are purchased by women every day.
AT FREUDCO WE KNOW JUST HOW FRUSTRATING
UNTREATED PENIS ENVY CAN BE. AFTER OUR REVOLUTIONARY PAIN-FREE
TREATMENT YOU WILL RADIATE CONFIDENCE AND SUCCESS WHENEVER
YOU ENTER A LOCKER ROOM, AND OTHER WOMEN WILL LOOK AT YOU WITH REAL
RESPECT! BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN YOU REVEAL YOURSELF IN ALL
YOUR GLORY TO THE MAN/FATHER-FIGURE IN YOUR LIFE!
Remember, if penis
envy is not treated, it could lead to any of the following maladies:
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YOU could becomes aware
of the wound to your narcissism
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YOU could comes to have
a sense of inferiority
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YOU could come to realise
you aren't the only one without a penis, and come to share with men
their same sort of contempt for women (for "a sex which is the
lesser in so important a respect")
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YOU could develop the
character-trait of jealousy (as displaced penis-envy)
Instant results!
Many penis envy treatments promise the
earth, but you're left with a long latency period in which nothing
actually happens. At Freudco we believe in giving YOU, the
customer, instant results. Now!
All our services are
discreet and respectful.
The last thing you need when dealing with
penis envy is your family finding out - we understand your fear of inferiority
and psychic conflict. At Freudco, our revolutionary devices for
the female castration complex comes wrapped in a plain brown package,
and you will be billed on credits cards with FREUDCO UH-OH INADEQUATE
HYSTERICAL WOMAN.
Satisfaction!
"I wanted to write you guys and share my experiences
from using the FREUDCO PENIS ENVY TREATMENT, which I was recommended
by a friend. All I can say is 'WOW!' I certainly had my doubts about
the treatment, but I'm glad to say that FREUDCO proved me wrong.
I started the course in May, and by August I stopped blaming my mother
for the lack of a penis and my subsequent abandonment of clitoral sexuality.
Now I need no longer turn to my father as love object. Furthermore,
my love life has never been better!" - Susan Cliff, Ohio.
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