Name: Dina
Occupation: N/A
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Superman
Favourite Song: All of my Love - Led Zeppelin
Favourite Film: The Apartment
Favourite Weapon:Daisy Cutter
Favourite Cheese: Jarlsberg
Any Last Words:Ebay

Name: Angela
Occupation: Do-gooder
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Dr Nick Riviera
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Benicio Del Toro.
Favourite Song: Nothing Can Stop Us by St Etienne
Favourite Film: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Favourite Weapon: Nanchucks
Favourite Cheese: Feta
Any Last Words: Oh dear
Name: Greg
Occupation: Writer/web person
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Supporting Simpsons Character: Nelson Muntz
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Woody Allen
Favourite Song: Pale Blue Eyes by The Velvet Underground
Favourite Film: Rushmore
Favourite Weapon: Crossbow
Favourite Cheese: Stilton
Any Last Words: I don't know, there seems so much to say.
Name: Rachel
Occupation: Other sister to Greg
Star Sign: Leo
Favourite Supporting Simpsons Character: Greg
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Madonna
Favourite Song: Son of a Preacher Man
Favourite Film: Mulholland Drive
Favourite Weapon: Kiss
Favourite Cheese: Jarlsberg
Any Last Words: Mmmmmm
Name: Stu
Occupation: Drinker
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Krusty
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Palmolive, the drummer from The Slits
Favourite Song: Death Disco by Public Image Limited
Favourite Film: Death Race 2000
Favourite Weapon: Swearing
Favourite Cheese: Cock
Any Last Words: Cock
Name: Ed
Occupation: Classified
Star Sign: Pisces
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Bumblebee Guy
Apple, Orange or Banana: Cumquats
Celebrity Dinner Date: Reg Varney
Favourite Song: Drive by The Cars
Favourite Film: The Conversation
Favourite Weapon: Cunning Wit
Favourite Cheese: anything smelly
Any Last Words: No.
Name: Jane
Occupation:Girlfriend of Stu
Star Sign:Taurus
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana:Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: David Bowie
Favourite Song: William, It Was Really Nothing by The Smiths
Favourite Film: Dirty Harry
Favourite Weapon: Ninja Throwing Stars
Favourite Cheese: Brie
Any Last Words:Oh Shit.
Name: Dave
Occupation: Acceptably rough-edged scouser
Star Sign: Taurus
Favourite Supporting Simpsons Character: Moe
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Denise Robertson
Favourite Song: I Fall To Pieces
Favourite Film: Raging Bull
Favourite Weapon: Stanley Knife
Favourite Cheese: Dairylea
Any Last Words: I always say yes but I'm never offered anything.
Name: Alice
Occupation: Warrior
Star Sign: Libra
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Santa's Little Helper
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Julie Walters
Favourite Song: Relax by Deetah
Favourite Film: Some Like it Hot
Favourite Weapon: Pen
Favourite Cheese: Cheddar
Any Last Words: Yak yak yak
Name: Nathan
Occupation:
TMWFA's nephew
Star Sign:
Cancer
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character:
Nemo
Apple, Orange or Banana:
Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date:
Wallace and Grommit
Favourite Song: David Bowie "Pretty Thing" or Nina Simone "Why the King of Love is Dead"
Favourite Film:
The Wrong Trousers
Favourite Weapon:
Water Pistol
Favourite Cheese:
Melted Cheese
Any Last Words:
Why?
Name: Ellie
Occupation: Urban Streetfighter
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Mango
Celebrity Dinner Date: Harrison Ford
Favourite Song: Love Rears It's Ugly Head - Living Color
Favourite Film: The Barefoot Kid
Favourite Weapon: Thumbscrews
Favourite Cheese: Mature Cheddar
Any Last Words: Um...
Name: Marcia
Occupation: Proctologist
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Dr Nick Riviera
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Bill Hicks
Favourite Song: Anything not by Simply Red
Favourite Film: Donnie Darko
Favourite Weapon: Bare hands
Favourite Cheese: Gouda
Any Last Words: No
Name: Hannah
Occupation: Greg's Literary Agent
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Kenny?
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple of course.
Celebrity Dinner Date: Justine Frischman
Favourite Song: Sweet Thing by David Bowie
Favourite Film: Spinal Tap
Favourite Weapon: My tongue
Favourite Cheese: Cabbagy tasting brie
Any Last Words: How embarrassing
Name: James
Occupation: Session player for Cradle of Filth
Star Sign: Sagitarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Julia Roberts
Favourite Song: Don't know.
Favourite Film: Spinal Tap
Favourite Weapon: Anything with a blade.
Favourite Cheese: Cradle of Filth
Any Last Words: Alles ist goei aan't aflopenk denk ik. Hopelijk. Misschien.
Name: Anne E. Crook
Occupation: Financial Researcher
Star Sign: Leo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mayor Quimby
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana.
Celebrity Dinner Date: Prof. Robert Winston
Favourite Song: Alanis Morissette / You Oughta Know
Favourite Film: The Full Monty
Favourite Weapon: A look
Favourite Cheese: Extra Mature Cheddar
Any Last Words: I'm melting......melting!!
Name: Gareth Crook
Occupation: Graphic Designer
Star Sign: Cancer
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Professor Fink
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Alfred Hitchcock
Favourite Song: Bowie / Ashes To Ashes
Favourite Film: Pi
Favourite Weapon: Ray-Gun
Favourite Cheese: Parmesan
Any Last Words: It's all been said before......
Name: Matthes
Occupation: Doctor
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Snoopy
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Marilyn Monroe
Favourite Song: Thriller by Michael Jackson
Favourite Film: 12 Angry Men
Favourite Weapon: Words
Favourite Cheese: Appenzeller
Any Last Words: Parma Ham
Name: Keith
Occupation: pissed old hack
Star Sign: Aries
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Barney
Apple, Orange or Banana: Mashed banana, with cream and rum. Or barbecued banana with toffee sauce
Celebrity Dinner Date: Helen Mirren
Favourite Song: Heroes, David Bowie
Favourite Film: Heat
Favourite Weapon: Highland broadsword
Favourite Cheese: runny camembert
Any Last Words: Oh go on. One more for the road...
Name: Lawrence
Occupation: Professional Sleeper
Star Sign: Virgo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Luke Haines
Favourite Song: Spring by Saint Etienne
Favourite Film: Les Diabolique
Favourite Weapon: Baseball Bat
Favourite Cheese: Monterey Jack
Any Last Words: eeeeeeeeep!
Name: Abbie
Occupation: trainee taxidermist
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph, I think, the fat mean kid.
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Roland Ward
Favourite Song: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Favourite Film: Brazil
Favourite Weapon: teeth
Favourite Cheese: Parmesan
Any Last Words: I'm a Teapot.

Name: Joe
Occupation: Numbercruncher
Star Sign: Leo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Troy McLure
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Will Self
Favourite Song: Soon - My Bloody Valentine
Favourite Film: Casablanca
Favourite Weapon: Light sabre
Favourite Cheese: Roquefort
Any Last Words: No.

Name: Bella
Occupation: toddler
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Gerald The Monobrow Baby
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Fireman sam
Favourite Song: Anything by The Hives
Favourite Film: Rugrats The Diapered Duo
Favourite Weapon: yoghurt
Favourite Cheese: Babybel
Any Last Words: more lolly
Name: Charlotte
Occupation: slave to the incompetent
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: The yellow one
Apple, Orange or Banana: banana but prefer clementines. Does that count as orange?
Celebrity Dinner Date: Tom Baker
Favourite Song: Lord of the dance (it makes me cry)
Favourite Film: Welcome home Roxy CarMichael
Favourite Weapon: teaspoon
Favourite Cheese: GRILLED
Any Last Words: Just one more....

Name: Dev
Occupation: Company Director (laughable but true)
Star Sign: Pisces
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Lenny Bruce and Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie
Favourite Song: There is a Light that Never Goes Out
Favourite Film: The Long Good Friday - Cut him Razors!
Favourite Weapon: The Sword
Favourite Cheese: Mature English
Any Last Words: 'Famous when Dead'

Name: John
Occupation: Unemployed do-gooder
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: John Waters
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana, def
Celebrity Dinner Date: Andy Warhol
Favourite Song: "Drive in Saturday" by David Bowie
Favourite Film: "Scorpio Rising" by Kenneth Anger
Favourite Weapon: Flick knife
Favourite Cheese: Laughing Cow
Any Last Words: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Name: Sinead
Occupation: scribbler
Star Sign: Aquarius/capricorn cusp
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Lisa Simpson
Apple, Orange or Banana: orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Lady jane grey
Favourite Song: "heroes" david bowie
Favourite Film: Birdy
Favourite Weapon: my savage tongue
Favourite Cheese: cheddar (mature)
Any Last Words: She was a super, sly, sinister wench
Name: Jon
Occupation: Construction innovation person
Star Sign: Leo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Marianne Spacey
Favourite Song: 'Everyday Sunshine' by Fishbone
Favourite Film: It's a Wonderful Life
Favourite Weapon: Quarterstaff
Favourite Cheese: Red Leicester
Any Last Words: No. Sorry.
Name: Leon
Occupation: Hazard
Star Sign: Horse
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Mr Ed
Favourite Song: Jaws theme
Favourite Film: Anything with Teri Garr
Favourite Weapon: Butter knife
Favourite Cheese: Burt Bacharach
Any Last Words: Flange.
Name: Sein
Occupation: Bodyguard
Star Sign: Aries
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Nathey
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana definitely
Celebrity Dinner Date: Heidi klum since Saturday
Favourite Song: The sun’ll come out tommorow from the movie annie
Favourite Film: Die Leidenschaft des Holzschnittzer Scheider
Favourite Weapon: Cock fu
Favourite Cheese: Gorgonzola
Any Last Words: Greetings to Ali G...
Name: Jo
Occupation: Another do-gooder - working for The Red Cross
Star Sign: Aries
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana (now don't be rude!)
Celebrity Dinner Date: Ewan McGregor
Favourite Song: Well, I wonder - The Smiths
Favourite Film: Good Will Hunting
Favourite Weapon: I'm a pacifist!
Favourite Cheese: Haloumi
Any Last Words: There are some really nice looking men on the website! Any of them single?!
Name: Jenny
Occupation: Nathan's God parent
Star Sign: Leo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Milhouse
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Sean Penn naked
Favourite Song: I'm a Cinematographer
Favourite Film: Breaking the Waves
Favourite Weapon: My femininity
Favourite Cheese: Greyezer
Any Last Words: get rich and famous
Name: Emily
Occupation: What?
Star Sign: Aries
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Snake.
Apple, Orange or Banana: oooh...Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: crikey! No idea.
Favourite Song: God only knows
Favourite Film: Zulu. Or maybe Downhill Racer
Favourite Weapon: Yoga?
Favourite Cheese: That Spanish one shaped like a boob.
Any Last Words: Please forgive me, I was confused...
Name: Rhyll
Occupation: Jill of all Trades, Master of None
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Krusty
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Louis Theroux
Favourite Song: Where is my Mind by the Pixies
Favourite Film: Lantana (but there are so many)
Favourite Weapon: Words
Favourite Cheese: Jarlsberg
Any Last Words: I miss dim sims

Name: Gila
Occupation: Greg's cousin
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Roland Rat
Favourite Song: Cherish by Nina Simone
Favourite Film: The Big Lebowski
Favourite Weapon: Hedgehogs
Favourite Cheese: Roquefort
Any Last Words: Nope.

Name: Emma Kennedy
Occupation: Writer and performer
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph "My cat smells of cat food" Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Gracie Allen except she's dead.
Favourite Song: Impossible to answer. The song I Can Go The Distance from Disney film Hercules is getting me through my marathon training so for motivational reasons I'm choosing that.
Favourite Film: This is worse than the song thing. I like anything by Christoper Guest, The Royal Tenenbaums, Blazing Saddles and The Empire Strikes Back.
Favourite Weapon: My most excellent beagle Poppy.
Favourite Cheese: Haloumi
Any Last Words: I told you I was ill.
Name: Lorenz
Occupation: Nathan's God parent
Star Sign: Capricorn
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Burns
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: David Bowie
Favourite Song: Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Favourite Film: To Have and Have Not
Favourite Weapon: Broadsword
Favourite Cheese: That hard Italian cheese. I can't remember what it's called.
Any Last Words: No.

Name: Jennifer

Occupation: Content coordinator - i don't know what it means, but that's what my business card says
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Nelson
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: Christian Vieri
Favourite Song: today it's... Piove by jovanotti
Favourite Film: The Thin Man
Favourite Weapon: My teeth
Favourite Cheese: Gouda
Any Last Words: It's been worth it.
Name: Ruth
Occupation: Raconteur
Star Sign: Sagitarrius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Santa's little helper
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange, juicy!
Celebrity Dinner Date: brad pitt, bill clinton
Favourite Song: Hot in herrre
Favourite Film: Amores Perros
Favourite Weapon: My wings of steel and supersonic radar
Favourite Cheese: Gouda
Any Last Words: themanwhofellasleep is a genius!
Name: Luciana
Occupation: Art teacher
Star Sign: Saggitarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Otto
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Edvard Munch
Favourite Song: Dream a Little Dream of Me
Favourite Film: Labyrinth
Favourite Weapon: Knife
Favourite Cheese: Roquefort
Any Last Words: Hasta luego.
Name: Siobhan
Occupation: Madcap Bonne Vivante
Star Sign: Saggitarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Sideshow Bob
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Iggy Pop
Favourite Song: Don't Look Back by The Temptation
Favourite Film: I Know Where I'm Going/Goodfellas
Favourite Weapon: Four martinis
Favourite Cheese: Crotonese
Any Last Words: Ah, life. I could get used to it.

Name: Seaneen Molloy
Occupation: Writer and professional timewaster
Star Sign: Virgo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: The voice
actors

Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana, for the hilarious phallic connotations
Celebrity Dinner Date: Stephen Fry
Favourite Song: That's a very unfair question. It changes all the time. If I was with my little sister, it would be The Wheels on the Bus or Paedos Have Beards. But as it stands, at the moment it's Songs of Love by the Divine Comedy.
Favourite Film: Withnail and I
Favourite Weapon: A jack in the box
Favourite Cheese: Simon Le Bon
Any Last Words: I'm not quite dead yet!

Name: Sam
Occupation: I bring joy to the world's children
Star Sign: Virgo
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Chief Clancy Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange
Celebrity Dinner Date: The pretty girl who used to work in Muswell Hill Books
Favourite Song: How to Disappear Completely by Radiohead
Favourite Film: Sleeper
Favourite Weapon: Harsh language
Favourite Cheese: Really stinky dolcelatte
Any Last Words: Now, as I was saying...
Name: Carmen
Occupation: Philosophy boffin
Star Sign: Capricorn
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Smithers
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana, it's versatile.
Celebrity Dinner Date: Alive: James Dean Bradfield. I would
*not* be paying for dinner in that case. Dead: Martin Heidegger. I wonder if he'd call me "a sultry wood nymph".

Favourite Song: This question is meaningless to anyone over the age of 8. At the date of publication my favourite song is Rachel Stevens' "Some Girls"
Favourite Film: Last Year at Marienbad
Favourite Weapon: Eyes
Favourite Cheese: Wensleydale with cranberries
Any Last Words: Actions speak louder than words.
Name: Victoria
Occupation: low level do gooding
Star sign: Cancerian
Favourite Simpsons supporting character: Lisa
Apples, Oranges or Bananna: Oranges
Celebrity dinner date: Amistad Maupin - so I could ask him about the ending of 'The Night Listener'.
Favourite Song: 'Singing to me in my sleep' Semisonic (but I'm looking for a new one as this would be a bit tricky as a first wedding dance)
Favourite Film: Pretty in Pink - but the dress at the end was awful.
Favourite weapon: I'm more into defence - I like tucking a chair under the door handle.
Favourite cheese: St Agur
Any last words: I really wanted to put my full name so I'd get a hit on Google, but I'm worrried about Martin Fowler's stalker types, so I haven't.
Name: Oded
Occupation: Loyal boyfriend to Dina (i.e. sex slave)
Star Sign: Aries
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Santa's little helper
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana, supreme source of phosphates in a great package!
Celebrity Dinner Date: Ghandi (all the more for me!)
Favourite Song: Jerusalem of Gold
Favourite Film: Rumblefish
Favourite Weapon: Galil semi-automatic (or an Uzi in a stretch)
Favourite Cheese: Gouda
Any Last Words: Sayonara!
Name: Matthew
Occupation: Reader
Star Sign: I don't believe in autographs
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apples
Celebrity Dinner Date: June 23rd
Favourite Song: Pushing The River by Dolphin Brothers
Favourite Film: Brazil
Favourite Weapon: Sawn-off toothpaste tube
Favourite Cheese: Saint Albray
Any Last Words: I normally shave, you know.
Name: Jonas Werder
Occupation: themanwholovesSVWerderBremen
Star Sign: Fishes
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Gromit
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: John Lurie - no! - Briana Banks
Favourite Song: Erics Trip
Favourite Film: Down by Law
Favourite Weapon: Johan Micoud
Favourite Cheese: Gorgonzola
Any Last Words: I scream and you scream and we all scream for ice-creme (in german: Kommt Zeit - kommt Rat - kommt Attentat).
Name: Ben Whiston
Occupation:Disgruntled English teacher
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Lionel Hutz
Apple, Orange or Banana: Fruit Salad
Celebrity Dinner Date: Dead: Elvis for burgers / Alive: Elvis for burgers
Favourite Song: Anyone Can Fall in Love - Anita Dobson
Favourite Film: The Empire Strikes Back
Favourite Weapon: Chewy's laser crossbow
Favourite Cheese: Laughing Cow
Any Last Words: Here lies Ben Whiston, and why not?
Name: Alex
Occupation: Web Boy
Star Sign: Sagittarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Bumble Bee Man
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Kirsty MacColl
Favourite Song: Back in Black
Favourite Film: Manhattan, err no The Graduate
Favourite Weapon: Flail, err no Pike
Favourite Cheese: Camembert
Any Last Words: La fortuna favorece a los valientes.

Name: Eirini Nicolaou
Occupation: Teacher
Star Sign: Aquarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Krusty the Clown
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Johnny Depp
Favourite Song: Yeah! by Usher (for now)
Favourite Film: Pirates of the Caribbean & Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels
Favourite Weapon: Wit
Favourite Cheese: Fetta
Any Last Words: Take good care of Carmen! :)

Name: Chin
Occupation: Student
Star Sign: Taurus
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Noel Fielding
Favourite Song: Live Forever by Oasis
Favourite Film: Taxi Driver
Favourite Weapon: Common sense
Favourite Cheese: Mozzarella.
Any Last Words: First door on the left.
Name: Caleb
Occupation: TMWFA's other nephew
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: oooo
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: The Cookie Monster
Favourite Song: Theme tune from Thomas the Tank Engine
Favourite Film: Finding Nemo
Favourite Weapon: Dribble
Favourite Cheese: Gouda
Any Last Words: i aaaa ohheeeiiiii
Name: Alex Sarll
Occupation: Ne'er-do-well
Star Sign: Capricorn
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Kent Brockman
Apple, Orange or Banana: Bananas are easiest
Celebrity Dinner Date: Angelina Jolie
Favourite Song: Virginia Plain - Roxy Music
Favourite Film: A Matter of Life and Death
Favourite Weapon: Looks like a flintlock pistol, fires plasma bolts.
Favourite Cheese: Cheshire
Any Last Words: One day, you will all know my power.
Name: Becci
Occupation: Gap year student
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Milhouse
Apple, Orange or Banana: If i had to pick one, apple (least texture)
Celebrity Dinner Date: Beyonce/Orlando Bloom
Favourite Song: Don't want to miss a thing - Aerosmith
Favourite Film: Dirty dancing
Favourite Weapon: My reflexes
Favourite Cheese: Medium cheddar ( i'm not very experimental)
Any Last Words: I just like to dance man.
Name: Paul
Occupation: Publisher
Star Sign: Sagittarius
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mojo the monkey
Apple, Orange or Banana: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Celebrity Dinner Date: Eeyore
Favourite Song: The Lady is a Tramp
Favourite Film: Gigli
Favourite Weapon: The candlestick
Favourite Cheese: Dairylea Triangles
Any Last Words: ..
Name: Clare
Occupation: Publisher
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Impossible to choose
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Paul McKenna
Favourite Song: What's it Like to be Beautiful
Favourite Film: Leon
Favourite Weapon: Tea towel
Favourite Cheese: Yarg
Any Last Words: Many.
Name: Horsey
Occupation: Student of veterinary interests
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Mr Apu Nahasapeemapilton.
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Jonathan Rhys Meyers in his grey Steerpike costume
Favourite Song: Mayonaise by the Smashing Pumpkins
Favourite Film: Velvet Goldmine
Favourite Weapon: a pirate wielding a cutlass
Favourite Cheese: Parmesan
Any Last Words: Tempus fugit my seismic one, tempus fugit!
Name: Douglas
Occupation: Shit Student
Star Sign: Libra
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Reverend Lovejoy
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Nietzsche
Favourite Song: The Magnificent Seven by The Clash
Favourite Film: Toy Story
Favourite Weapon: Lightsabre
Favourite Cheese: Cheddar
Any Last Words: Boo yeah!
Name: Ket
Occupation: Resentful Do-gooder
Star Sign: Not that it matters.
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Moe.
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Ray Mears
Favourite Song: Superstition - Stevie Wonder
Favourite Film: The Goonies. Yes, really.
Favourite Weapon: RPG
Favourite Cheese: Mouth-burningly strong cheddar
Any Last Words: Trust no-one and travel at night.
Name: Jon
Occupation: Arter
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: McGarnigle
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Gary Larson
Favourite Song: Sister Ray by The Velvet Underground
Favourite Film: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Favourite Weapon: My mighty fists
Favourite Cheese: Goat
Any Last Words: Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from?
Name: Rich
Occupation: Finance
Star Sign: Gemini
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Ralph Wiggum
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Sian Williams
Favourite Song: Goodbye - by Clor
Favourite Film: City of God
Favourite Weapon: The red mist
Favourite Cheese: Brie - ripe at that
Any Last Words: Touch my face
Name: Chris
Occupation: A spy. No wait...not a spy.
Star Sign: Leo. Roar.
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Professor Frink (he makes you laugh, he makes you think).
Apple, Orange or Banana: A box set of all three.
Celebrity Dinner Date: John O'Groats
Favourite Song: Throw the Jew Down the Well by Borat.
Favourite Film: Tron II
Favourite Weapon: The Pen. The laser pen.
Favourite Cheese: Melted
Any Last Words: Your round.
Name: Philip
Occupation: Civil servant/boozehound
Star Sign: Pisces
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Lionel Hutz
Apple, Orange or Banana: Banana
Celebrity Dinner Date: Sarah Michelle Gellar. She has the added bonus of being so tiny that I will feasibly get to eat upwards of 50% of her dinner.
Favourite Song: Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie
Favourite Film: Scarface
Favourite Weapon: Guilt
Favourite Cheese: Tesco half-fat mature Cheddar
Any Last Words: Sorry my coffin was so heavy, I prayed for a wasting disease.
Name: Naomi
Occupation: sweetie
Star Sign: Taurus
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: yet to come
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: Nathan and Caleb
Favourite Song: doe a dear
Favourite Film: anything my brothers are watching
Favourite Weapon: Melting smile
Favourite Cheese: yet to come
Any Last Words: ga ga gag
Name: Leila
Occupation: Internet Impresario. Interpresario.
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favourite Simpsons Supporting Character: Snowball II
Apple, Orange or Banana: Apple
Celebrity Dinner Date: John Lydon
Favourite Song: Upside Down by Magazine
Favourite Film: Back to the Future
Favourite Weapon: the Iron Man
Favourite Cheese: Stilton
Any Last Words: I told you I was gay