This is actual hidden camera footage of God riding a bicycle. He was on a whistle-stop tour of Northern power stations when the photo was taken.

People often say that God is in the details, but I bought a copy of Details magazine and there was scarcely a mention of God. However, there was an interesting article reviewing hair gels and I have now started training as a hairdresser.

It is far too easy to blame God for life's tragedies. Try blaming your parents instead. God can't be everywhere.