Welcome to the gallery of useless ephemera
Don't think of it
as the Tate Modern, think of it as Tony Hart's gallery on TV. Tony Hart
seemed like a very nice man with a genuine love of children's art. History
will vindicate him.
Some of these pictures
are animated, some are not, but all are moving in their own way.
picture is all about love. It has a bear "falling in love",
but with whom? Do we fall in love with other people? With ourselves?
Or do we fall for the transforming power of love itself? I really
is rather cruel. When we get bored of picking our own scabs, we
resort to picking other people's instead. It may well be true that
every accusation is an autobiography, but some are better written
This one is singing a Queen song. In my weak moments I find myself
humming along. Whatever you say about the songs of Queen, they are
A man is hit on
the head by Golf. Not a gold club, but golf itself. Golf machines
are increasingly popular in pubs, usually with young, suited men.
It is a worrying trend.
Sometimes I feel
like a duck/dog hybrid. Nasty things, all bill and paws and a nasty
A still from 2001:
A Space Odyssey. This is the scene where astronaut Dave Bowman
is talking to Fido about Hal's deteriorating mental health.
This gallery is pointless and revolting. Please