It's your birthday. But it is no reason to be happy. We are only on earth for a flicker of a second, and then we die! Each moment brings us inching closer towards our end. From the moment we are born, we die. Your birthday just gives you fewer excuses to smile. This is not a time for reflection, it is a time for blind terror and self-loathing.

In this spirit of crushing inevitablility, here are some birthday cards that will remind you and your loved ones of what you are facing. Feel free to save them and send them to friends and family.

11th birthday

21st birthday

30th birthday

40th birthday

50th birthday

90th birthday

More birthday cards MAY come.