The YEAR is 2013. I do not know what I am doing.

Alban.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO COINTREAU? WHY IS GODFREY DISLOYAL?

You are probably wondering where Godfrey is.

Godfrey is sneaking into the corner of the room.

Yes. Ramantha fancies Godfrey.

What next?

ALAN SUGAR HAS ARRIVED. BUT CAN HE BE TRUSTED? WHAT IS GODFREY UP TO?

Alan is dead.

HOW IS MINIATURE COINTREAU RELATED TO COINTREAU??? WILL HE TELL COINTREAU WHAT HE HAS SEEN?

GOOD OLD ALBAN.

OH MY GOD. IT'S RADON. Could this be Cointreau's origin story?!?

Life is very long.

Something is about to happen.

Goodbye Alban. You were never as exciting a protagonist as Cointreau.

IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE. BUT COINTREAU KNOWS THE TRUTH.

ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN?!? BUT ANYTHING WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Some time passes.