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APRIL IS THE COOLEST MONTH.

Overheard something on the tube? Email me here.

My publishers, The Friday Project, have gone into liquidation. That means I am looking for a new book deal. If you're an agent or publisher and would be interested in publishing A Year in the Life of TheManWhoFellAsleep, email me here.

Here's a new page featuring porn stars and trivia. There's no nudity but it's probably NOT safe for work. I have warned you.
Here's a rubbish page about Schroedinger's Cat. And here's the history of the universe.

 

Buy it now for just £5.99 Friday Books The first 70 pages. Totally free to read or download.

My feet. Shoed and shoeless.

 

here are a lot of pages
A page about sleep. PARANOIA! A story about genetics. Angels. Enter the black hole. Trains are bad. A man in a bottle. Sexy tinned goods. My life as a fishcake. The mystery of the floating lawyer. The professor and the lies about the moon. I have seen the light. My death is your death. Chess. An old soldier reminisces about the gender wars.
A series of untrue facts. Quincy, the movie. Popular animals The weather Things are not what they seem. A two part-page. Snooker The shopping channel. The bible and other noises. Animals are not nice. Love love love. The editor speaks. A stream of shit. The figurative fugitive. A super Dutch boy A gambling God.
Charles Atlas speaks! Korky the Communist cat. Some thoughts about ROCK. Undercover deer magazine. A period drama. Me! dancing! With music! The anti-sleep league. Old tshirts. The Treeman. Biscuits. Science. It's not art. A free prize draw! A story from HELL Catskills poetry. Flight.
Lellevision, Hate? Art? The Satellite of Love Love with appliances. Michael Caine or Sylvester Stallone? A story about spiders. Musical cutlery. A guide to writing. An Agatha Christie mystery. The dictionary of lies. Battling top trump otters Stud! The magazine for men! A new personality test Football matches reviewed by famous writers. A hedgehog. And me.
Alcoholics anonymous and Hitler. You must remember this; a kiss is still a kiss. Bertie the box More unlife. The tale of Kimmy Koala STOP WRITING ME EMAILS ABOUT ELVES. A dream I once had. Ask Dr Dre. Why? God? Why? An old-fashioned interactivity exercise/ A comic strip about Philip Larkin. The Pyramid of Doom The story of Daniel, a boy with a big head Early versions of myself. Plug love.
A gallery of rubbish. My life in film. A smoking detective. Yahtzee! Stumbling through phone boxes, looking for footballers. Buses. A short story set in a car park. Falling houses. A Martin Heidegger you can cut out and keep. A slow advert. Corridors A story Raymond Chandler. Dark clouds... fatherhood. An animation about boredom. Fidel Castro speaks.
A fan page for Dane Bowers. Random cuts of bad meat. Nostradamus. The dog in syrup. An interview with a fool. A population explosion. Birthdays cards. Metropolitan. Not Cosmo. A depressing story. Chick Lit for discerning readers. The periodic table horoscope. A sad story about time travel. 2001: A Washing Machine. Memories of Jacob Sminkle. My London, by Cornelius Grubb.
An ordinary man speaks out. Celebrity interviews in newsagents. All lies. Heat. Judy Blume's latest novel. An interview with Oscar the Grouch. It's up to you. The unlife. Perhaps the greatest page of all time. Soboko! Some albums that were never made. A World Without France. Rolling things. Mark Lawrensen's Premiership Predictions. A box of wonders. Facts about Polar Bears. Interactivity corner.
Death of a King. An office tragedy. Psychoanalysis. Penguin animation. Maths. Me. An ad for Penis Envy products. A woman's tale. The marketplace. The Angry Potato. A Charlton fan. Bono speaks! Holiday snaps. Jazz! ! ! Puzzles and wordsearches. An education. Not for mac users.
A trip through the human body. Does advertising work? Charlie Cobain. Pacman is jewish. I am judging you. Celebrities endorse the page. The famous sad jokes. The unsightly history of the beardman symbol. Welcome. A customer complaint animation. Teri Garr. Evil? Relationships, eh? A brief anecdote or two. Derrida. Jacques. Nietsczhe. Or however you spell it.
Sartre. A juvenile strip. An ice cream van in space. An animation. Schroedegingers cat The history of the universe.                


Links to click on when you are finished here

My dad's website. He is an artist in Argentina. The site is in Spanish and English. I made it for him, but don't let that put you off.Biographies of characters in the Bill. Has a lovely page about Tosh Lines.A nice little site run by a friend of mine.A beautiful website.Beautiful photos of women in the Israeli army.Files small enough to fit on a floppy disk. Free public domain films for you to download.Normblog. A very clever man.

Vintage pics of north London. Lovely.An archive of vintage comic coversAn excellent blog from a talented z-list trannie.A geography quiz. Surprisingly good. An artist who I met at a gig. Listen again with Radio 4. Gold dust. An excellent retro graphics site. A funny but depressing look at what the Great British Public has to say.

Vintage covers of old books, magazines and comics.An online gallery of Robert Crumb stuff. He changed the face of comics. A graphic designer that I know.The Spurs website. Read it and weep.Comprehensive scans of comic covers.An excellent web comic.A cartoonist with some nice ideas. Local bands for local people.

My old poetrySome lovely artwork.Loads of old ZX Spectrum games remade for PCs. Lovely.An annoyingly good site.A good blog/linky thing, full of news, ideas and porn. Actress, writer, comedienne. You can email her your favourite dream compilation CD.Genius. An excellent mp3 blog with original samples from modern songs.

Cheesecake pics. Yum.X-Rated! An amazing gallery of 70s porn posters.A website.Earl Okin: Jazz ManA novel. Some fantastic photos. A fantastic range of movie posters for you to download.Emiel Stopler. Writer and musician. And nice Dutch person.

A really wonderful site selling clever, original badges CHEAP.Three American girls who know their football. A writing masterclass.I like these stickers.Six Line Reviews.The forgiveness project. Some excellent Tshirts.Threadless. Excellent, cheap Tshirts made by the public of the internet.

Covers of the War of the WorldsAnnoying but compulsive football game.An excellent site about dead people. A good site. I like the drawings a lot. The award-winning London Underground blog.Inexplicable objects.An excellent website for artists. A spoof blog of a jewish, thirtysomething TV controller. Perhaps too close for comfort.

Football clips from around the world.A good gallery in London. Go there. Litro. Free fiction for the London Underground. Poetry selected by the London Underground. A fantastic pool game. You need to register. One Man and his Phone. Chin's amazing blog of travel. Underground history. Some lovely stuff.My friend Rhodri's Radio Times blog.

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