Back in the days before blogs, facebook and twitter, there was something called the internet. And if you wanted to do something on the internet, you had to learn some HTML and other handy skills. And for 3-4 years, very bored, I did lots of inane, silly, pointless pages - which are collected below in a handy grid format. I haven't looked at lots of these pages for many years, and it's entirely possible that they don't reflect well on a 34-year-old man. I'm probably embarrassed by some of them. Still, I hope they bring you pleasure.